Random
Source Code

Sole Pole

A slogan written on a paddle to beat the shit of freshmen from the cult classic film “Dazed & Confused”

Clark: hold him still... give me the sole pole

*paddles freshmen*

Clark: your soles been cleansed haha

by Fuckshitasstitsbitchcuntballs April 10, 2020


Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

by Jeffsbadwords February 08, 2022


smoking a pole

Giving a blow job.

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.

by Traburn December 15, 2015


Side Pole

The borders and outlines of a grown man’s half chub when constricted by tight pants

I won’t ever miss a led zeppelin concert, because I know Robert Plant will definitely be rocking side pole.

by JudyFrench July 13, 2022


dick-pole

(noun)-
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.

Def 1 - Gee, Sarah looks kind of bummed tonight...Why don't you go see if she would like to ride the old DICK-POLE?
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE

by piptardsman July 01, 2011


get on the pole

Simply putting another human on the stripper pole as a punishment

Hey joe, get on the pole

by Blsh888 November 06, 2017


pole of totem

1. Non-magnetic, highly subjective,
internal compass orientation
with interspherionic calibrations.

2. A tradional, carved vertical sculpture,
usually of potent influences,
arranged in ascending order of wig size.

3. A shaman or mystic,
of Eastern European origins.

1. That guy's pole of totem
is pointed towards a pyramid,
while that other one seems to navigate
by the heavenly bodies.

2. The intricacies of detail
and overall effect, including height,
are elements to be considered
in comparing poles of totem.

3. The local pole of totem
cured my stomach ailment
with fermented cabbage.

see also: poll of totem

by Healing Practitioner17b July 22, 2009