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When a person freezes a turd and uses it as a sex toy anally until it thaws out and returns to the ocean or toilet.
The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.
The Dankest meme page on the gram. Original memes only🗿🦀 @black_.salmon
Person 1: Did you hear about Black Salmon?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s only the best Christian Minecraft server ever
A term for something that looks professional quality but is actually homemade.
Your nails are Salmon Quality, where'd you get them done?
Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.
Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.
Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!
A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"
James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."
Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
Salmon Idaho, A beautiful little town in the middle of b.f.e. idaho with grocery store that charges considerably more than they need to, you can shop anywhere you want as long as it's in the window of Monday- Friday 10 am- 7pm if you are lucky. They have a barbershop with a totally hot barber she is super nice also. Salmon also has plenty of drugs if you are interested it's not hard to find whatever you are looking for.... sometimes easier than buying groceries.
I will drive hours from anywhere in idaho to get to salmon Idaho, and turn around and drive hours back to civilization.
When you’ve just finished and there is still cum left on your floppy, pink penis so it represents a Salmon covered in Milk
1. Get your Milky Salmon away from me
2. You’re not getting anything else with that Milky Salmon
3. Get that Milky Salmon away from me