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Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.

Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!

by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011

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Bi panic

One Meaning it may be of use of for, is if there’s an edit of a guy and a girl, and both genders go into panic because straight guys will get an edit of a girl and straight girls will get an edit of a guy

:edit of Chris’s Pratt and Madison beer
Girl; bi panic!
Guy: bi panic!

by Hxh January 7, 2021

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Ult gay panic

A basic explanation of Lan Wangji from Mo Dao Zu Shi

This indicates that you either are a donghua fan or basically read Tgcf fanfics and novels

Boo: Muah ma’am u have feelings for Wei Wuxian

Lam Wangji: *Ult gay panic*

by Don’t believe anything I sent August 6, 2021


Late Night Panic

(adverb) A word used to describe when you’ve been up late gaming and chugging Mtn Dew like a boss then suddenly realizing that you forgot to do an important project for school.

Joey: Oh Shit! I forgot to do my math homework.

Bill: You must be having one of those late night panics.

by ThyTrueWhorelord February 21, 2019


Personal Panic Lie

When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.

a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"

by idontlikemushrooms June 11, 2012


Porcelain Panic Room

A Porcelain Panic Room is referring to a bathroom where anxious people go to when they are having a panic attack. It can either be in public or at their own house.

"Oh yeah, John went back to his Porcelain Panic Room again today"
"Oh better make sure he's ok then."

by p33peep00poo December 16, 2021


Panic Make Out

The act of grabbing the nearest person and kissing them to avoid the impending kiss from a drunk friend.

"So I was at this club with Sarah and she looks at me like she's going in for the kiss so I panic made out with Alice instead, I just don't like her like that"

"I saw Jan french some random dude after Mike went in for the kiss, talk about a panic make out"

by Docsully September 26, 2011