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fucked over by paper
when i saw there was no more toilet paper i knew i was paper fucked
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Someone with an ugly face but hot body; a paper bag over the head would render them infinitely more sexually attractive.
Amy: Is Katy's new boyfriend hot?
Rachel: He works out a lot but he has acne and crooked teeth. He's a total Paper Bagger.
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son of bitch how sold his stocks by getting scared watch CNBC
CNBC (BILL ACKMAN) :- "Hell is coming." SELL EVERTHING
Paper hander :- oh fuck! SELL SELL SELL.
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(n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.
Examples:
A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.
"John, how will you find our place if you get lost?"
"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".
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Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like shit.
Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.
Definition 1:
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!
Definition 2:
Pimp 1: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?
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the comics section of the Sunday newspaper.
Give me half the funny papers or die.
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1. Hey what’s that
2: toilet paper
1. Oh what’s it for?
2. Oh you don’t know....?
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