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A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.
Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!
Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"
Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."
Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"
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A Pineapple Launcher is a common synonym for a RPG, a type of rocket launcher. It is used because the rocket that is visible sticking out of the launcher is obviously shaped like a pineapple. Just like noob tubes, used to get easy kills.
Let's have some fun with my pineapple launcher!
Damn noobs with pineapple launchers...
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when you are smoking a cigarette and the ash falls on your skin
him: "ouch! that hurt like a pineapple butthole!"
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A racist term for native Hawaiians. Also a fantastic comeback for being called a "howlie" by the locals.
Damn, that pineapple coon can drink a ton of Heineken!
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A Chinese food that has chicken in a pineapple sauce. In other words, the best food ever.
Last night I had pineapple chicken for dinner and it was, oh my god good.
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It's when you cut the top off of a pineapple, put it on your dick and then insert it into a girl's vagina. Note: She must first be warmed up with an Appaloosa Apricot (Covering your balls in apricot jelly and then dipping them into a girl's vagina)
Husband - "Sweetie, would you like a Norwegian Pineapple?"
Wife - "Sure honey, get out the apricot jelly first"
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The act of cutting out a whole in a pineapple. Having sex with it. Finishing inside the pineapple. Then taking a fork/knife and slushing it all together. Sweet yet salty. The ONLY problem with this drink is that after about 10 you have to get your stomach pumped.
I'm very thirsty, would you mind making me a slushy pineapple?
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