Race Card

Something white people made up so that when they say something that is racially offensive they can turn it around on you and make it seem like you're being over sensitive.

Kevin(Asian): Well, I have to go guys.
Jake(white): Go where? To to eat some sushi and noodles?
Kevin: Ouch, that was kind of racist.
Jake: Oh, shut up and stop trying to play the race card.
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Cassie(black): Hey Becky, I'm having a cookout this weekend. You should come.
Becky(white): What's on the menu?
Cassie: you know just regular cookout food.
Becky: Well, I'm allergic to watermelon so no thanks.
Cassie: What would make you think I would be having watermelon? Because I'm black?
Becky: Here we go with the race card again.

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Race card

Something a liberal pulls out when they are losing an argument, even though the "aggressor" isn't racist. The ironic part is that Democrats opposed giving blacks freedom yet are constantly calling Republicans racist.

Georgie Porgie Busshh: This African-American man tried to mug me yesterday. I ran away as I had no weapons on me.
Bal Barpton: RACIST! HE SAID BLACK!

Later...on 123 News
Anchorman: Looks like Bal Barpton has pulled the race card again.

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submarine races

A phrase that describes a couple or couples making out in a car when one or both are out of site below the line of the car windows. The phrase relates to one or both participants 'diving' out of sight. It also relates to the phrase muff diving and going down when the man has his face buried in a woman's pussy in the same way a submarine captain pulls the periscope to him and wraps his arms around it.

"Are you taking Joan to the submarine races this weekend?"

"Hell Yeah. That girl loves to 69."

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rat race

The funniest movie ever, including many people attempting to get two million dollars from Silver City, all for the entertainment for a few rich assholes. I recommend it to anyone.

Damn, rat race is awesome.

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street racing

one of the most badass hobbies ever. a dangerous sport that gives you an addrenaline rush like nothing else can. sometimes perfromed on closed roads, and often performed on busy highways, street racing should be and usually is perfromed with an import. tho rare and pointless, some idiots drive domestic cars and "rice" them out or try to make them look import, they then get big stickers that say "import hater" or "domestic pride" and any number of other retarded things even tho they have import taillights and a number of other import things on their piece of shit car. street racing car be two cars racing eachother in a quarter or eighth mile race. in order to be a street racer you should be able to run a 13 second quarter mile or faster. cars like dodge neons that have euro lights and a muffler ARE NOT STREET RACERS no matter what they say. street racing can also be performed on busy highways. tho much more dangerous, this is where true racers shine. you find someone that thinks they have more speed and balls than you do, or someone that just loves to race, and you challenge them, then you race, weeving in and out of 6 lanes of traffic usually doing well over 100 mph the race can be over when one racer can no longer see the other, one of the racers wreck, or one of the racers pussies out and stops racing.

racer 1: hey homie wut u got.
racer 2: a toyota supra, runnin nos, full exhaust, turbo charged.
racer 1: is it fast?
racer 2: it's ok, wut u got?
racer 1: it's only a honda civic, but I engine swapped it for a H22a1, and I got it runnin 14 psi w/ my turbo.
racer 2: not bad, wanna race?
racer 1: you'll probly win, but I don't care I do it cuz I love it.

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race donkey

The sudden urge to deficate before a automotive race event.

Frank had to kick a race donkey before he took pole position.

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Ginger race

Irish people are part of the ginger race .

Look at the ginger boy .He is part of the ginger race .

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