do rag

A piece of polyester frequently resembling a condom placed over the head which is seen as often as a symbol of being unproductive in today's society. Frequently, it is worn under a baseball cap which is worn backwards to emphasize ugliness and stupidity at its best.

He will never be able to work with a do rag on his head, only collect social security and food stamps.

Jizz Rag

A synonym for a woman's face. Often abbreviated as "JR".

Yo bro that girl has a nice JR!

Man I'd love to use her as a Jizz Rag!

rag math

Calculating when your period is going to be to plan for future vacations.

Bob: Hey, let's go camping for Labor Day weekend.
Katie: hmmm, hang on let me look at the calendar. *counting weeks*
Bob: what are you doing?
Katie: Rag math! Gotta make sure Aunt Flo won't be visiting before I agree to the trip.

Slave Rags

Special clothing that you have to wear to work
e.g. suit & tie, brand clothing in a retail store

Dave: Steve, why are you wearing a suit and tie on a Wendsday?

Steve: Just got a new job, and gots to wear my slave rags.

Bitch Rag

A womans tampon

We had to go out late last night to get her some bitch rags

Rag-Rack

When she gets giant titties during her period

"I may put a towel down tonight and bang the missus. Her titties have been huge lately, I think she has rag-rack!"

snarf rag

Rag used to wipe away fecal debris on a man's penis after engaging in anal sex

Dean left his snarf rag in the bathroom and Dave thought it was a hand towel. He would have been better off not washing his hands after taking a dump.