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A sad attempt to cuss out gated 50 Hz sine waves, while high on uppers.

"yeah... yeah... yeah... yeah..." -Usher doing a rap

by punkrocker21 November 13, 2009

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rap

a shitty attempt to make music its 75% of the word crap
and it stands for retards attempting poety

metal dude-"rap is dead man why u want to become a rapper"
rapper-"cuz man mad people want to, so i want to ,too"
meatl dude- "do u even no what rap means?"
rapper-"ahhhh no"
meatl dude- "well first off its 75% of the word crap and 2nd off rap stands for retards attempting poety"
rapper- "ahhhhhh fuck this shit"

by david schmitt January 26, 2008

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rap

Stands for Retards Attempting Poetry

The only reason why rap is even mentionable is because girls think it is easy to dance to.

by Rocky Sullivan January 15, 2007

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Rap

The worst excuse for music ever. 99.99 percent of rap is awful. if theyre not talking about busting a whitey's ass they're talking about repping their gang,shooting up cops,getting money or getting 12 hoes. There's no instruments only 3 fucking synthesized notes that repeat 500 times through the whole fucking songAt least music like classical and metal has instrumental genuis to it. I'm not saying I listen to everything but I appreciate any music that they use instruments in. Classical and metal have emotion to it. It goes through your fucking body like something is compelling you. Too bad that's not the deal with rap. When you listen to rap you feel nothing. Don't get me wrong there are some good rappers. But only a few. Ex: Common, The Roots,The Fugees, Eminem. So rap is gay. Vivaldi kicks ass any day.

Music: Beethoven,Mozart,Children Of Bodom,DragonForce,Slipknot,Between The Buried And Me,As I Lay Dying,Bring Me The Horizon,Avenged Sevenfold,System Of A Down,In Flames,Killswitch Engage,Opeth,Tool,Machine Head,Atreyu,Disturbed,Amon Amarth,Gorgoroth,Arch Enemy,Bach,Iron Maiden.Metallica,Gustav

Not Music: Soulja Boy,Ja Rule,The Game,DMX,50 Cent,Jadakiss,Lil Wayne,Juelz Santana,Dem Franchize Boyz,Tupac,Lil Jon,Lil Scrappy,Biggie,NWA,P Diddy,3 6 mafia,fat joe,d4l

Stupid person: hey what's up

Smart Guy: Hey do you like Metallica?

Stupid Person: EWWW NO, that's just yelling. You should listen to 50 cent.

Smart Guy: That music is for retards.I don't listen to rap.

Smart Girl: Hey how are you.

Smart Guy: Good, Hey do you like metal.

Smart Girl: Yeah, my fav band is Children Of Bodom.

Smart Guy: Me too

-smart guy and smart girl start having a conversation about metal while stupid person is sitting down in shame-

by Metal Kicks Ass April 24, 2009

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Rap

An excuse for being music by the retards that enjoy it, but be assured it's just a very simpled minded childish elementary schemed game, and game is the key word. (It's a fucking game is what I mean you fucking brainless retards.) Bored little poor kids made it, stupid people, and billions of dollars is how it got where it got today. The music is shit, but it's really the stupid fucking brainless people killing themselves to try to look coo whom insist that they like it is what actually pisses everyone off.
After having it in my face my whole life, and coming from right next to minutes away from the projects the music itself is the downfall of humanity, and what has come from it depresses me. For instants kids as young as 10 are selling drugs, as well as getting pregnant from trying to act coo, and mature.
Composure wise rap gamers (not at all artist) barely - to do not at all make their own beats. They sample some "beats" from a DJ's machine (it makes the beat), and decide which ones give them the best adrenaline flow to think the best. The rest is just smack talk.
As for the stupid fucking brainless people that like it, I relay this message to you - it's time to move on soldier. Hear me out. The only quality part of it is its beat, and just try to imagine there's music where the beat is just as good, and a lot better (being much more complex), but is only just 25% of the entire song's composure, but it's made by people's hands/feet(drums). Also hating rap has nothing to do with hating black people, it's about hating poverty, and those who thrive in its misery. After all the blues, and R&B (-modern day r&b) is all about black people, and ever music fan like them.

Rap gamer fans it's time to grow up. Techno is like white people's rap.

by Willwawesomeo January 27, 2007

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Rap

Here's a list for ya punks!
2pac - greatest ever fullstop! No arguments needed, don't even try!

Biggie Smalls - this is debatable coz his ish wasn't even all that save a few gems that were dropped here and there but nowhere near the amount of quality raps as Pac, Nas or even Jay-Z for that matter.

Common Sense - He's in here coz he's my favorite and he's just too consistent. This is champagne rap/hip hop getting better with time. In my opinion, far more skilled lyrically than BIG and Pac put together. Only people like Tali, Mos Def and KRS are on his level here

Rakim - Now we all know what he's done for hip hop, so that's why he's here.

Nas - coz he is that good. Lyrically on his own, style of his own, kept it real MOST of his career (drop the bravehearts bull***t)

Mos Def - Name speaks for him. But who else is there that's been doin it the same way and keeping his rep intact for so long?

KRS-One - First face of the source magazine. This dude birthed a generation of rappers single handedly and has remained one of the truest crusaders of hip hop and the learning behind it.

Eminem - Do I really need to write anything? It's a shame that this guy ccame through and took over the game with so much ease. Yea, we got sick of him but we still bought the albums, yea we were sick of his disses, but he was so damn clever, yea he's white but he's so much better than a black rapper (don't hate - I'm black) This dude is crazy but he is right there with the legends EASILY.

Jay-Z - I hate this cat with a passion but he too is really THAT GOOD! He's been doing his thing long enough and good enough for me to be able to say that he's got a spot in the 'legends' fray. But let it be known that he is still a weak rapper with very little substance these days.

50 Cent - Give it up for this kid for being the bully that don't give a ***t. He ain't here becoz he's a lyrical mack 10, this nigga revived hip hop in a lack lustre time when a slew of rappers were taknig it downhill bar a few. He is the highest grossing rapper right now (2nd only to Pac) and will not be toppled by anyone soon. He's a legend whether you like it or not.

You guys know I'm right, so don't hate and just keep it real already aiite? Peace!! Worl's best rappers list is right here aiite!

by Izzzzy September 27, 2007

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rap

A dull beat always acompanied by an annoying chourus. Rappers attempt music by speeding through an entire story about their "hoes" and how big their tits/ass's are. Further more, their rap music videos consist of atleast 5 or more sluts who are turned on by the fat rapper with corn rows or usually a shiny bald head.

Turn off that rap!
rap?
Yeah that sad excuse for music.

by Cassandra De June 16, 2005

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