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bloody river

When a girl gets fisted while on her period and then the partner takes their hand out, while the blood runs from her pussy, then the partner beats them repeatedly until blood runs from her face and pussy.

I gave your girl a bloody river cause she cheated on you.

by Spreadingjuice January 15, 2015


Chocolate River

The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.

Guy 1:Yo last night I gave Selena a Chocolate River

Guy2:How'd it go?
Guy1:She wasn't expecting it

by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 10, 2017


Rogue River

A small town in southern weed where the only thing to do is walk around the shitty 1mile x 1mile town while blitzed as fuck. The one redeeming part of Rogue River is that an utter fuckton of weed is grown there. Did I mention rednecks? Yeah rednecks.

Rogue Riverian 1: do you have any dreams of leaving?
Rogue Riverian 2: hahahhahahah thats funny. We don’t do that.

by Anonqwerty123 October 22, 2018


river mud

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.

Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.

by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010


River Cooter

A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".

She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.

by Shad Ded November 24, 2020


Austin Rivers

a really hot guy who’s number 25 on the houston rockets

me “ yo did you see Austin Rivers make that 3 pointer,”

friend “oh yeah bro, so rad

by sksksksksdank January 17, 2019


thames river

a well known location to twelve. a top river in the world.

man, i was on some next level shit bro, so fried i was ready to 12 at thames river.

by Twelve Express October 29, 2020