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Safety Scissors

can cut playtime's jumprope, 1st prize's wires, and idk more

I cut playtime's jumprope with safety scissors

by August 18, 2024


The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019


Scissors Sisters

2 persons who identified during the relationship themselves both as women and having sexual intercourses.

@karen does not have a Scissors Sisters anymore Iv’e just heard from her in the grocery store.

by Jade🍍 October 1, 2021


Scissor Hoe

The term used to call a chick faking depression and cutting.

Oh my god Emily, your such a fucking Scissor Hoe

Emily we all know your a scissor hoe, you can stop the act now!

by alternativeannom April 6, 2017


scissor bone sneeze

To rip ass

Dam Joe, that scissor bone sneeze was rank!

by Wizkid1320 May 29, 2019


Scissors

Used to beat paper in a game

aha! My scissors beat your paper.

by Your pseudonym0002 October 27, 2017


Scissors

A snip snip tool to snip snip bolls off

I’m going to scissors your bolls

by Poopypants0221 August 30, 2021