shot his seed

When a man ejaculates into his partner's *ahem* area... Basically a synonym of "to cum." cum semen

"He then shot his seed deep into his lover..."

I seed in your V

I came inside your vagina

Girl: "I need to take my birth control pill."
Boy: "Why? Cause I seed in your V?"

Death Seed

1. When a man ejaculates so hard he perishes as a result

2. A Roblox game made by Fiddlepat and his colleagues that is currently in development

Morgue Worker 1: The man apparently died of Death Seed

Morgue Worker 2: That's disgusting man, also, did you hear that Fiddlepat is developing a new game?

Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

sunflower seeds

what Mr Sir eats in holes

"Mr Sir was eating sunflower seeds"

Sunflower seed

To chew up sunflower seeds (or any other kind of seeds, e.g. pepitas), spread someones' ass cheeks, and spit them into their gaping asshole. Preferably, the seeds will still be crunchy.

P1: "Hey man, where did you go?"
P2: "Ah sorry, some old lady sunflower seeded me in the grocery store and I had to clean up because I was so ashamed."
P1: "Damn you're kinky"

shadow seeding

noun - To be a shadow seeder

Someone who secretly and intentionally impregnates or gets pregnant without the other party knowing.

verb - To shadow seed
To secretly and intentionally impregnate themselves or someone else without the other party knowing.

noun - 'You're a dirty shadow seeder!'

verb - 'You should have seen this girl I was shadow seeding last night!