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A soft round ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.
Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.
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Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.
Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".
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Top of the social food chain, which most if not all parents wish their daughters to date or bring home. This is the exact opposite of a nigga', which most parents hope their daughters never have to meet.
I wish I could find a single white male to date, cause I sure am tired of these disrespectful ass niggas!
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A Day When People Be Sad About Being Single While Couples Have Fun On Valentines Day
Girl: im so sad its single bitch day i hate valentines day >:(
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1. A powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.
2. Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.
3. The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.
Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.
In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."
— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.
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Something that all the ads say, but is never, ever, true.
John saw an ad saying that there are "26 hot singles in your area" that want to meet up with him, and thought it was true. He was disappointed when no messages from hot singles came for him.
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They hunt after you relentlessly, not even the backrooms can stop them.
person 1: oh Jesus, the single women in your area are right behind me!
person 2: gg no re