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When you are between two sweaty Indian males/females during any activity (most likely intercourse).
Man, I got curry smashed so hard last night, I smell like spicy disappointment.
Jenn: bihhh, guess who’s my new smash buddy?
Sarah: tell me...
Jenn: Johnny... we’ve been smash buddies for like 2 weeks now
Knowing you've hit your birds sweet spot after a bit of rough anal because its her first time and shes drunk to be taken advantage of.
Do you think my gf will let me smash it right ? Ill take her to pub first I think
Shiting one's self while seated
Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.
When byleth was announced the smash community went wild
pulvarising someones vaginal region with deep penetrating pelvic thrusts.
smash that rat
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when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.
Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
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