Phrase for using ecstasy pills at once; snort one, swallow one and insert one into rectum (shelf).
I train-smashed three red mitzi's
A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.
In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.
I.E.
Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"
Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."
Puddi:"Poor guy."
Knowing you've hit your birds sweet spot after a bit of rough anal because its her first time and shes drunk to be taken advantage of.
Do you think my gf will let me smash it right ? Ill take her to pub first I think
When you are between two sweaty Indian males/females during any activity (most likely intercourse).
Man, I got curry smashed so hard last night, I smell like spicy disappointment.
The term for launching someone downward in the game Super Smash Bros. Depicted in a gif where the Ice Climber meteor smashes Marth intimidated oblivion, right before it says GAME.
*Guy 1 uses Mario's Forward Air on Guy 2's Luigi*
Guy 2: Bitch why did you fucking meteor smash me?
Guy 1: Sorry I had to Flex.
After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.
Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!
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when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.
Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
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