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Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.
Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer
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A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.
Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.
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The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
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The status rendered to the female gender as a result of compulsory pregnancy.
Parents tell daughters they can be anything they want, whether it's CEO of a company or CEO of the country (aka President of the United States). Apparently, they're all full of s*** since the female's ultimate role, according to the so-called "pro-life" movement, is to serve as a sperm baker for the male gender, specifically, his sperm.
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Slang for the portion of the male genitalia which manufactures sperm (the testicles).
Man, he ain't NEVER gonna be havin' no kids after THAT hit to da sperm beans!
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Upon reaching climax the male tries to shoot the sperm projectile into his belly button. Much like regular golf, the object is to get the sperm into the hole. One shot is the best possible, two or more can be done if the male is capable of multiple ejaculations.
I got a hole in one playing sperm golf!
I'm better than Tiger Woods at cum golf than he is at regular golf!
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a female that is so desperate for males to like her that she will have sex with any one even if she doesn't mean much to the male
That girl is such a sperm dumpster, she will do it with any guy.
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