Arkansas Tire Swing

A branch of the family tree so convoluted due to incest that it has become circular and rubbery.

We can't blame him for his stupidity. His mother got knocked up by her dad, which he is his mother's brother, his own nephew, uncle, and his dad's grandson. The whole family is a real Arkansas tire swing.

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Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

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swinging sacks

Testicles

I emptied my swinging sacks of nutmustard, right into her dirtbox.

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swing heil

FROM:
"to swing" = to have sex
and
"sig heil" = Nazi salutation "sig heil" (hail victory)

therefore: the victory of sex, hailing a sex victory, emo victory sex scream, the repudiation of faux-fascist prudish sex police faux-morality, etc.

Uses:
1. You got over, and got laid

or, if you like,

2. "physical and emotional intimacy transcends mental gameplay in the same way that a simultaneous orgasm is more devine and thoughtful than any theological/philosophical discussion, ergo: preferred."

pretty girl sez:

"Hey Rory, you rock; want some poon?"

Response:

"Swing Heil! Let's get munchin'!"

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swing dat shit

a dance done to a special baltimore club music song called swing dat shit

5,4,stope swing dat shit

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donkey cock swing

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face

donkey cock swing is yummy

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no room to swing a cat

Not very much space

How do you expect all four of us to stay in that room? There's no room to swing a cat in there.

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