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A. I don't give a fuck! In fact I'm screwing things up just to piss off my boss.
B. I'm so aggrevated at the fuckups I can't even think straight!
A:
Boss: how's that new project going Schmitty?
Schmitty: it's great, I'm learning a lot!
B:
manager (to boss): How is Schmitty doing? I'm really glad you're taking the time to show him this new process.
Boss *eye twitch* it's great, I'm learning a lot!
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rollin' in da p lot chissy checkin' for holla back girls
my roll dog Nick H always be rollin' the p lots screenin' for ho's
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When comparing an activity to something completely different. When making fun of someone that just made a poor analogy. When poking fun at Chizer.
Repairing a toilet's flang shooter is a lot like jin'do.
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(Noun): a girl who has a wreaked vagina. The girl is classified as a whore and has sex alot. A girl who is very "lose" and gets plowed in the butt or vagina very often.
Sometimes referred to by short as: PJPL
Justin: "Dude i was with my girlfriend last night and she wanted to do it. But when she took her pants off she was a Papa John's Parking Lot."
Jake: "Wow she must have sex alot to be as lose as a Papa John's Parking Lot."
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Any Monday where by you feel that you may actually want to shout at people via the caps lock feature on your keyboard.
Invented by Kronk of The Battlefield Gym home of The Glasgow Freestyle Fighters Forum on 11/05/2009
HAD ENOUGH??!!! OR DO YA WANT SUMMORE!!!! ITS "SHOUT A LOT MONDAY!" FFS DONT YE KNOW!
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Yelled at a football game when your team's receiver doesn't catch the ball. Like at today's Bears game.
"A LOT OF GUYS CATCH THAT BALL" - Fan, at the game, when the receiver drops the ball
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When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.
Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.
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