Ben

Most annoying little fuck out there. Generally looks like a monkey or chimpanzee.

"Hey did u see that monkey at the zoo?"
"Yeah it looked a lot like a Ben"

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Ben

The name is generally used as an insult.

"Dude, your cakes gone all Ben!"

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ben

This is the ultimate multi-purpose word when used in the sentence provided- "Get it ben yi!" with "yi" meaning "you".

This phrase can fit any purpose and be used for whatever you like.

Some suggestions to replace other phrases:
Take it!
Fuck you!
Brilliant!

Or you can use "Get it ben me" which could replace:
I have just hurt myself.
I would like that.
I am going to do that.

Person 1 falls over...
Person 2: "Get it ben yi!"

Person 1 downs a pint of lager...
Person 1: "Get it ben me!"

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ben

the biggest douche-bag that has ever roamed the planet earth. will tell you he loves you one minute then will leave you for someone else the next. usually a skater guy that is very hot and has shaggy hair. he doesnt care about our feelings so dont get attached. and a man-whore.

amy: omg, becky, im dating ben!

becky: me and him just broke up...after he told me he loved me.

amy: awkward.....

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Ben

1.Usually refered to as 'taking a fat sloppy shit that slips out of your ass'. You have no control over taking this shit so you normally shit yourself silly.

fred:'I wouldnt go in that toilet yet. I've just done a Ben which i couldnt control'. I'd give it a few minutes'.

Bob:'That Ben is a fucker. Couldnt you have shoved a cork up your hole and done it later?'.

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Ben

Someone dead boring.
With a dead boring girlfriend.
Talks like a twat.

Ben: 'That was so amazing.'
Everyone else: 'Shut up Ben. You are so fucking boring. And fat.'

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Ben

Kind of a jackass, likes to do hick shit with his friends in the woods. Goes hiking and takes shirtless pictures with captions like “hardbodies only”. Kind of an idiot. Likes to post pictures of guns. Has a made up degree from an expensive university just because his parents forced him to. He’s kind of an idiot and likes to play video games with his friends instead of doing literally anything else. He’s a solid 7 but likes to rock an ugly mullet.

“You remember Ben? He’s 38 and living with his old high school friend in his mom’s basement, and still has that ugly ass mullet.”
“What a hick.”

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