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Pimp Captain

A Pimp Captain is someone so bad-ass, he not only pimps the hoes, he pimps the pimps.

There are a number of ways to become a Pimp Captain. For example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.

by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2011


Captain Teflon

The workplace comic book villain douche bag who denies accountable for anything and delivers nothing yet still maintains employment.

The shit really hit the fan at work. Everyone was grilled except <insert name> who is Captain Teflon. Nothing ever sticks to him/her.

by naughtykea April 10, 2011


Captain Video

One who is quite adept at playing video games to the point of doing nothing else.

Joe doesn't want to go to the game with us: He's turning into a real captain video since he got his new X-Box.

Check it out! Captain Video is down to his last quarter!

by Badwsky October 3, 2009


Drone captain

A person who thinks that they have acheived something amazing despite an average accomplishment.

He's the Chief of Medicine? That f**king drone captain?
Congradulations! You've been elected drone captain for the day!

by SkokieWordMaster February 11, 2019


Captain Batterage

To get hideously drunk.

Prior to leaving on a rit hunt, the boys obtained captain batterage.

by rattty March 14, 2007


Captain Nemo

Certainly the greatest anti-hero ever found in a book. Created by Jules Verne, Captain Nemo is the captain of the submarine, Nautilus. Tortured by a tragic past, the murder of his entire family (including his kids), Nemo promised justice upon the oppressed people of lesser nations. While on the fight for vengeance, Captain Nemo explores the ocean and collects a wealth of knowledge about undersea life and the ocean. Captain Nemo is also known for playing a pipe organ within the parlor of his sub while watching the sea through a massive window.

With fire in his eyes, Captain Nemo ordered the sub to surface , and flying through the ocean at full speed, he steered the Nautilus toward a massive iron-clad steamship. As the prow of the Nautilus ripped through the hull of the warship like a knife through cloth, the submarine slowly dove back into the murky blue depths.

by Narwhals Everywhere August 23, 2017


Double Captain

Pouring a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, and instead of milk, you pour Captain Morgan to create a true breakfast of champions.

Me and my friend totally went double captain this morning.

by D.Asian January 17, 2012