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a plastic card that enables one to have fun in circumstances related to the dewey decimal system
Because having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
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A card that is used throughout a tight group of friends that is given to someone in the cardholders time of need. A somewhat "favor" card that is given to someone so that they help you out. Once given away, the only way to gain it back, is to do a favor for the friend.
In the movie "Good Luck Chuck" Dane Cook uses his friendship card to get his friend to date the fat/gross/ugly girl by the pool to see if she would marry him.
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and little plastic card that gives you and endless supply of money and my boyfriend pays off
oohhh new dress shopkeeper "how would like like to pay for that today"
Me: "oh im not paying it goes on the credit card"
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n. euphemism referring to any object or tactic that facilitates the acquisition of cash or material goods through illegal acts such as intimidation, armed robbery, fraud, etc.
Duwan walked down to the convenience store with his pit bull, and picked up a six pack, saying to the clerk, "Well, damn, I forgot my wallet, but I did bring my credit card," as the pit bull barked at the clerk.
Joey laid his Smith on the counter, saying, "Give me a cash advance against my credit card, and I won't blow your nuts off."
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when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.
Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break
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A banned Yu-Gi-Oh card that when activated, changes all the elements of the opponent's active monsters to Mexican and his passport is now invalidated. Any Mexican monster is now banished.
Did you hear that Seto Kaiba used a Trump Card in the tournament ?
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the middleman card occurs when you purchase drugs off a dealer for a friend/aquaintance after receiving the money for it.
the card is played when you demand a key and/or line of said narcotics as it was you who ran around and did all the hard work.
the middleman card is standard procedure, if your friend refuses then call him a next level dowie brea and slap him.
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