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weak light beer with little taste
"What's up with the pee water they're serving at this place. The beer was was much better at Ted's party."
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the feeling that you made a terrible mistake by not taking a leak at the office or home or wooded lot that you just left because you are, or know you soon will be, DYING to take a piss and you don't have an acceptable place to do it.
I am experiencing deep PEE-GRET right now; i should have taken a leak at that bar we just left...now i'm stuck in this car in downtown traffic and i'm DYING to go!
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A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.
When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.
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A condition of excessive tinkling.
i.e. When you pee, then have to immediately pee again.
I have pee-arrhea... I can't stop tinkling.
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Yet another term for your man-juice.
Your mom could help me make the white pee anytime!
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Pee shivers, also known as the Lentricchia Shiver, are a naturally occurring shutter sometimes following urination.
I just had an uncontrollable shake after peeing. The weird thing was, I wasn't cold. It must have been pee shivers.
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Pee Paranoia (n): That feeling you get when you are in a public bathroom, and you think that everyone is listening to you pee. This makes you very uncomfortable, so you try to make as little noise as possible, but then you think that the other person is like "omg, why are they peeing so softly". This freaks you out even more, making you unable to pee any longer.
Signs/Symptoms of a Paranoid Pee-er person:
- inability to use public restrooms
- you hear short bursts of pee from the stall, and then rustling to cover up the sound.
Girl #1: I need to use the bathroom, is their one around here?
Girl #2: Yeah, but it's a public restroom.
Girl #1: Why does that matter?
Girl #2: Of course it matters, I have pee paranoia.
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