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A plastic mine is where raw plastic is extracted out of the earth. Since plastic isn't mined, this is completely wrong and used to flame idiots.
"OMg i r teh l33t hax0r"
"Shut the fuck up and go back down the plastic mines where you shall eat nothing but cardboard salt."
"Send the *Insert group of people* back down the plastic mines."
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Plastic wings is where you engage in sexual intercourse with a female with an artificial appendage. This has to include a limb (arm, leg) therefore not the usual nose / breast / cosmetic enhancement plastic (which would make it a little bit OK).
Johnny won his plastic wings last night. He may have been disappointed but she was hopping when he bolted with her stereo and leg the next day.
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A person who:
A) Changes the team they support
B) Supports more than one team
C) Has never been to see their team
Common misconceptions surrounding Plastic Fans suggest that they might know very little about the club’s history. However, in an attempt to overcompensate their shortcomings as a fan they meticulously research their club’s history a lot. If someone had supported another club/s then switched to their local, they are still considered to be plastic. The television or a stadium tour is not applicable to seeing your club play. You may only switch teams if your current goes into liquidation or relocates away.
These are the rules to see if you are a plastic fan. If you adhere to any of the above rules, you are a plastic fan.
Person 1: Did you know Spurs were the first team to do the double in 1961
Person 2: You’ve haven’t been supporting them for long you plastic fan. Bet you’ve never been to a match
Person 1: No but I had a stadium tour for my birthday
Person 3: I thought you supported Southend United anyway
Person 1: Yes, I do as well
Person 2: You’re so plastic
Person 1: No I’m not, I support both a lot. Did you know that Spurs won…
All: Shut up.
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To spend a lot of money over a short period of time using a credit card.
"Where's your wife?"
"She's out burning plastic on some new clothes."
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1. a place where you consume alcohol at a party
Freddy: hey man, whats in that plastic red cup?
XuGu: oh, duh man, YOU KNOW, its alcohol.
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When an individual is uglier than "Paper Bag Material". The major difference is that one can still breathe with a paper bag over their head - a plastic bag means the person is too ugly to live.
"Did you see Jenny without makeup the other day? Major plastic bag material."
I'm done; I'm over it; I'm dead
"A 3 hour wait for Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure? Absolutely not. Wrap me in plastic."