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Something no child is born as, just like no child is born as a teacher. Just like being a teacher is a job and not who somebody is, a kid becomes conditioned to be something like a student athlete when their mother or father pay for a school that gets them adjusted to life after 18, but its not who they are. Really who a kid is born as, is who they were born to be and what they were born to be, and the rest is added on (often not for the better).
He/she identifies as a student athlete, some other kids might even know him/her as a student athlete, but nobody is a student athlete 24 hours of every day no matter how much time they have to put into a sport or what they're learning about. During their time sitting at a dinner table or being around the house is he/she a mouthy cunt or a cocky pretty boy faggot that enjoys instigating with family and people they know well?
A kid who ended up in a killing game.
Guy 1:Who are you?
Guy 2:I'm an Ultimate student.
Guy 1:Oh, so your in a killing game?
The act of cleaning dirty laundry with a dense deodorant gassing and then placing it on a radiator to dry. Usually performed by broke, students
"Jimmy, what are all these white stains on your Jeans?"
"OH those are from the student cleans at college"
Students who literally develop a joke at the LATEST TIME EVER.
P1: Hello, how are you ?
P2: OMG SUS AMONG US BALLS SUSSY BAKA EREN YEAGER DOWN IN OHIO ICE SPICE
P1: Oml.. it's an Annoying student
A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii
opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,
A security alram which is going-off in a student house, because the occupents have gone away for the weekend/vacation/summer and forgot to supply enough credit for electricity. When the credit runs out the alarm sounds intensly for days until the reserve battery power fails.
These students are a sub-set of alarmer
What's the blasted tone that's been going on for days?
Man, that's the student siren. Those kids have gone away without topping up the leccy.
One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly