Random
Source Code

Algebra Student

A derogatory term used against people with slower brain development. People who are called algebra students are most likely slower in the brain or just “dumb”. If you are still in algebra today you are one of the very small minority of people still doing it.

Look at Adrian over there he’s such an algebra student.

by AdrianTakesAlgebra June 1, 2021


student friend

Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the student in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.

I had lunch with my student friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what classes he will take in the fall.

by Calc64 March 19, 2023


art student

Recently graduated, broke, terminally depressed, and often talentless rich kids who have nothing better to do than complain on twitter about how AI can do better than their awful doodles to justify how much money they wasted when self taught artists are far better. Often conflate nonsense exhibitionism with "deeply meaningful expression" and overcharge for stick figures because while empty of detail, they're "full of meaning."

A: "Dude, who's that yelling at the clouds?"
B: "Oh that's Stacy, she just got out of art school."
A: "Oh.. wow art students are weird."

by Shishitron1000 January 25, 2023


bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii

opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,

by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018


Student Siren

A security alram which is going-off in a student house, because the occupents have gone away for the weekend/vacation/summer and forgot to supply enough credit for electricity. When the credit runs out the alarm sounds intensly for days until the reserve battery power fails.

These students are a sub-set of alarmer

What's the blasted tone that's been going on for days?

Man, that's the student siren. Those kids have gone away without topping up the leccy.

by Garry Ladd July 11, 2005


The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022


Broadneck student

a poor bum ass, uneducated, homeless looking ass faggot. Fucking garbage athlete, with absolutely no game. utterly fucking useless on a football field.

damn see number 2 the running back over there? That little bitch plays like a Broadneck student.

by spfalconbb October 14, 2021