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The run off that occurs during sex with a particularly horny female.
"I thought she pissed on my bed but she just had a lot of waste water. "
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Idle waste is removing waste out of your body, such as shit, piss, farts and belches and not moving for a reason. in result, dirtying yourself.
Person 1: I was hanging with Triniti and she decided to take a massive Idle Waste in her leggings, it was rancid!
Person 2: What a lazy slob! Did she clean herself?
Person 1: Of course not! She made me do it!
Person 2: Gross! What a lazy cow she is!
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when you have consumed so much egg nog, that you become absolutely smashed. you become extremely giddy and laugh about almost anything. people are known to be extremely generous when they are in a nog wasted state. one can become nog wasted by having egg nog in a full glass (equal amount of nog and milk) or by taking shots (more nog less milk, in a shot glass.) for the experienced nogger, it will take about 10 shots of nog to become nog wasted
that nog goblin has never been as nog wasted as he is now
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Someone who is worthless, lazy, forever screwing up. It all started at inception with the wad from a penis.
One would say "why don't you ask bill to help you out with that?" Response " I would but he's another wasted wad".
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When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.
Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
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A wasteful vagina. Often belongs to someone of a hideous frame and face, therefore a perfectly good vagina could be wasted because no one would want to fuck a beast.
(ugly person walks by)
Person 1:
OMG did you just see that girl.
Person 2:
Yeah. She is such a waste gash
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The age-old way to "waste" time at the office where you take a piece of paper, "ball" it up, then shoot it into a trashcan from a reasonable distance. This is more significant than it seems. This almost ritualistic American Pastime can be used to:
1. dispose of those dreaded filing reports your douche boss assigned to you
2. assert your dominance in the part of the office you work
3. be a fun way to dispose a random piece of paper
I'm pretty sure this is the inspiration for "Cuponk"
Todd: *crumples random piece of paper* "OH! and Todd charges down the lane! He's the only hope for the team! They're all counting on him! 3... 2... 1... *shoots*.... *misses*.... no one saw that but me..."
Dan: "Nah dude, I saw you miss your Waste-basket... Michael Jordan would be ashamed.
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