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I gave her a coconut black tie after we held hands.
the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ
Steven's dick wasn't working right so, Rachel gave him an Alaskan hair tie.
to show you’re available for no strings attached (for fruity people)
worn on the wrist to show other gays that you’re down to have some fun, but nothing serious
for those still cautious, approaching someone wearing one you should say “can i borrow your pink hair tie” to which the response would be “only if i can borrow your hoodie”
girl/guy 1: oh hey, can i borrow your pink hair tie?
girl/guy 2: yeah sure you can, if i can borrow your hoodie
A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.
"Hand me those turkey ties, Jesse. This turkey is a fighter"
When a guy lays on his back, and a girl lays on top of him on her back with her head pointing towards his feet. He leans his face up in between the opening her thighs. His dick is sticking up next to her head as she faces the ceiling. The guy then sticks his head up to eat her out, while the girl sucks him off.
Person 1: "I ate her out last night"
Person 2: "how? 69?"
Person 1: "no, we used the Tie Plate"
TIE BELT: this originated from 'annachingenjellyjoolinpaujene', the highest rank that only Master Boom has ever achieved.
it is higher than the black belt and no one but Master (Panda) Boom has ever reached.
the tie belt can only be attained if one has mastered in the art of karatwo which only Master Boom can teach.
Extra Info: Master Boom is known to be very close to the Palaboys and no one else.
'i have a black belt!'
'well, master boom has a tie belt, sucker!'
An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"