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When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.
Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.
A used tampon.
Usually a man who likes to lick or suck on used tampons can be said to be "smoking the tomato skin cigar".
If there is an overwhelming score rating discrepancy between the movie critics and the audience, the audience score is more trustworthy.
A: Bro did you see that overwhelmingly positive score for that movie Cuties?
B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.
This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Tomato Soup Kitchen.
A phrase used when talking about blushing/turning red.
(There is no deviled tomato god to clarify)
"He turned as red as a deviled tomato worshipper"
"He became a deviled tomato worshipper after they kissed him!"
Slang word for Marijuana and/or a Marijuana plant
Have you seen my alaskan tomato plants lately? They are growing big and have a lot of flowers this year.
It is a reference to a video on live leak... good luck finding it.
“Have you ever had the big lettuce tomato, it’s a big thing.”
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