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To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.
Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...
A thing from the fnaf books where a an old ball pit somehow can go back in time opens up the possibility of springtrap being in a medieval suit of armour and is incredibly stra age and stupid
Guy 1 : hey did you hear the new fnaf game takes place in Medivail times how is that possible
Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how
To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.
Used in Sentence.
SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.
Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?
Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
A Windows Live agent that is obviously the spawn of SmarterChild. It tries to help you with your travel plans, but does virtually nothing that you couldn't do yourself with one google search.
If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL
Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?
Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!
A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person
Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path
(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was
(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?
The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.
"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"