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(verb): when you lead someone to believe that you thoroughly enjoy traveling in order to develop a romantic relationship
I travel-fished my wife by taking her on a trip to Colorado in the first few months of meeting her but now only leave the house for work, gym or church.
The dump you take when you are thrown off schedule by travel. You feel it build all day, but you can't go until you relax at your destination.
I shouldnt have had airport Chili's, I'll have to travel crank as soon as we get to the hotel.
To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.
Used in Sentence.
SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.
Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?
Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
A Windows Live agent that is obviously the spawn of SmarterChild. It tries to help you with your travel plans, but does virtually nothing that you couldn't do yourself with one google search.
If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL
Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?
Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!
The passionate Look someone has when he is travelling to a new destination, and is expecting adventure. Some people just have it without necessarily travelling, as they are full of life and hungry for experience.
“ we should hang out with this dude tonight, he seems fun and he ‘s got traveller-eyes “
A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person
Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
ok so basically you go to a different date than the current but then the new time is the current and so you just changed the present but not your present and theres just like ten million billion trillion paradoxes that destroy the fabric of time that kill everything so just dont please
I dont like Time Travel it is bad do not do time travel.