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tristan is a bitch who is probably gonna steal your girl if your not careful. He is a retard and has a small Pepe that you can’t suck or fuck so be careful if you lose your girl to a Tristan show her this cause it is true. SO IF ANY TRISTANS READ THIS GOOO SUCK A DICK CAUSE YOU NEED ONE AND IMMA TAKE HER BACK. Cause I’m the best man she can get.
An amazing girl that is perfect in every way. She is cute and has an amazing personality. She is one of a kind. A absolute work of art.
Tristan is so beautiful, she's so amazing.
Ugly ah goofy ah no lucky ah self short ah no girls ugly in every picture that people take of them
Bro you look like a Tristan
Tristan is a big dicked, fine-ass boy. He's an amazing friend. But he's as freaky as hell.
Tristan: *humps me*
Me: *falls in love*
Also Tristan: *puts his face right above my ass and his other hand on the other side of me*
Also me: *fights the urge to kiss him right then and there*
A Putin-Loving-Nonce
Hey, Ukrainian Kids, stay away from that Tristan
Honestly the gayest person ever. he’s good in bed.good in games.
I hate people like a tristan