Wet Moby

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear

John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."

Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"

John: *vomits*

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Wet Kev

A Wet Kev is were a girl places her legs behind her head and is spun by a number of guys which then cum on her while she is still spinning.

Dave: Hey Lucy do you want a wet kev?

Lucy: I think i'll pass

Wet Debbie

Similar in concept to a Wet Willy, except in the Wet Debbie, a woman shoves her finger into her wet snatch and immediately sticks it into the recipient's ear. Risks associated with the Wet Debbie include intense, perverse euphoria and STIs of the ear.

That stripper at the Toys for Tits charity drive gave Joe a Wet Debbie for donating two expensive toys! But now, unfortunately, he has gonorrhea of the ear. :/

Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.

My Wet Steiner stained my sheets with a faint smell of day before Mickeys.

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wet cleft

wet cleft- when a male has intense sexual intercourse with a women and her labia majora becomes loosened and moist to the point where one fold of the labia majora hangs down from the vulva.

Hit her with a right right, hit her with a left, got to beat it up until I give her lips a wet cleft. -Rkanomaly

wet snort

When a girl takes her high heel off and uses it to put all of a guys seamen in a line and then snorts it like cocaine

When Gerald finished cumming, his wife Hilda, got up, took off her heel, and did a wet snort off of the coffee table.

wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.