The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear
John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."
Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"
John: *vomits*
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A Wet Kev is were a girl places her legs behind her head and is spun by a number of guys which then cum on her while she is still spinning.
Dave: Hey Lucy do you want a wet kev?
Lucy: I think i'll pass
Similar in concept to a Wet Willy, except in the Wet Debbie, a woman shoves her finger into her wet snatch and immediately sticks it into the recipient's ear. Risks associated with the Wet Debbie include intense, perverse euphoria and STIs of the ear.
That stripper at the Toys for Tits charity drive gave Joe a Wet Debbie for donating two expensive toys! But now, unfortunately, he has gonorrhea of the ear. :/
n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.
My Wet Steiner stained my sheets with a faint smell of day before Mickeys.
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Wet to the bone from rolling around in the snow or getting pummeled by snowballs.
Spring skiing was awesome, but damn we were snoaking wet by the end of the day!
when they shit in a glass and dunk it on yo chest, during sex.
''Jeff wet bourbon my chest, NOW!''
Sarah ''Why does Jeff not wet bourbon me, it use to get me so wet''
wet cleft- when a male has intense sexual intercourse with a women and her labia majora becomes loosened and moist to the point where one fold of the labia majora hangs down from the vulva.
Hit her with a right right, hit her with a left, got to beat it up until I give her lips a wet cleft. -Rkanomaly