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A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.
Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
loaded messages disseminated in order to produce an emotional rather than rational response to the information presented. The desired result is a change of the cognitive narrative of the subject in the target audience. Related to "propaganda"
"I'll go with the candidate that is least blown about by the ohmigosh winds and at the same time addresses the largest concerns of America"
or...
"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"
When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.
Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.
To spin the head in a circular motion, expressing excitement.
"lets go to the BDFL show and do some wind bombs"
A breaking of wind (farting) by someone of African or Latin descent.
Damn! I went to the Puerto Rican day parade, and there was a haze of brown wind permeating the whole place! It stank!
Blue wind is a spiritual awakening guided by the forces of nature. In Hawaiian it is called Polu Makani.
May a blue wind guide you in this chapter of your life.