my arse

Big ugly hairy thing i sit on.

If you got a problem you can kiss my arse

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arse biscuits

originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps

Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.

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Duck Arse

8 out 10 Proctologists agree that a duck arse is commonly associated with woman and are usually larger than a Booty but smaller than a Toyota Echo. Symptoms include an abnormaly upright strutting woman with a large bulbus ass pertruding from spandex or stretched jogging pants.

Yo that chick heading out for a dip is going to displace some serious H2O with that DUCK ARSE, ya heard!

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arse gravy

A particularly noisome form of human excrement. Runny, smelly and not fully processed by the lower bowel. Often appearing shortly after prolonged and energetic anal sex. Can be used as an expletive.

I had to go very suddenly to the toilet, I could feel the arse gravy almost seeping out.

Arsegravy! Somebody's smashed my car!

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Arse pick

1) One who picks their arse.

2) An insufferable/arrogant/idiotic/ignorant/narcissistic person.

"Dude, Joe just kicked Bill in the nuts out of nowhere!"
"What a fucking arse pick."

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arse bandit

Derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Quentin is an arse bandit.

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arse candle

A candle from the arse; a turd.

After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.

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