Elzabet

The hottest blonde that gives head and will ride you till you cry

Elzabet the lady

Stranger

Masturbating with a numb hand, to add the effect of getting a handy from a stranger.

Last night it was like Britney Spears was giving me a handy, but i was really just giving myself a stranger

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Salesman

A Professional Liar. Sells products by lying. Slick Bastard that sells you Boss crap and leaves it up to you to prove "The Salesman Lied" it wont do that.

Used Car Salesman.

Circut City Computer Technician

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ducktape

The white shit that comes out of your twanger, aka: skeet, cum, seamen and all that other shit.

"Awwwww yeah man, I ducktaped all over your mom's titties last night...IT WAS GOOOOOOD."

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fucktastic

Refers to a girl who is particularly voluptuous.

Blond-haired, big breasted Becky is fucktastic.

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arse bandit

Derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Quentin is an arse bandit.

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