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An Ash-O-Lantern is a person who loves Ash Horne from The Midnight Beast an unbelievable amount.
A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.
They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
Girl 1: Do you consider yourself an Ash-O-Lantern?
Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...
Boy: Hey guys!
(gets ignored)
Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..
Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
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Toxic people that have been through a lot in rainbow six siege. Both are sad that they lost their acogs.
Damn those Jager-Ash mains sure miss their acogs
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when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus
i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me
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A 36-year-old man who has inexplicably remained biologically identical to a ten-year-old boy for a quarter of a century, Ash Ketchum is notable for embarking on a seemingly eternal quest to become a Pokemon Master alongside his on-off girlfriend (as any fan will tell you), a yellow electrically-charged (and extremely marketable) mutant and an excessively horny older teenager who never opens his eyes for fear of revealing the depths of hell lurking inside them. As even Ash has admitted that the concept of a Pokemon Master is basically vague nonsense, he's essentially doomed himself to wandering rough around the forest for the rest of his life.
"In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except for death, taxes, the continuation of the Simpsons and Ash Ketchum never becoming a Pokemon Master" - Benjamin Franklin
"What dost thou mean, thou idiot, cheating death is far more certain that Ash Ketchum achieving anything like that!" - typically-forgotten response by John Adams
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june stated she wanted a box when asked, box or ashes ?
do you want a box or ashes?
don't like things crawling on me, isle take ashes!!
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1. pooing at parties
2. shouting at old ladies
(1 so called because it's as warm and smelly as a hot pile of ash)
(2 so called because of the noise old ladies gums make when they choke on their mushed swede in shock at being accosted in such a fashion)
1.
dude, that guy's been in the bathroom for ages
must be doing an ash
2.
OLD LADY TWAT
you're such an ash, man
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the best hardcore band to ever walk the face of the earth.
the best, the only, the almighty.
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