Random
Source Code
Random
A town in southern Illinois and home to southern illinois university home of the saluki. Carbondale has a rich history of party tradition consisting of riots during holloween. Holloween has been since banned starting in 1976. Home to the number one party school until 1997 but has remained in the top 20 to this day. A common school moto shared by all students is "C's with degrees." If you ever visit hit up the spillway which is a nonstop lake party in the spring. Also, make sure to take a trip down the strip where fun can always be found.
I live in Carbondale
138👍 52👎
A gift from God. Carbondale contains more than enough of the three key elements for survival: beer, girls and...beer. Home of the legendary strip and Southern Illinois University, it is city law that one must "Wear their party pants at all times. Even in a fire."
Carbondale is a gift from God and SIUC is a gift from baby Jesus, while Wisconsin is a curse from hell.
89👍 34👎
Carbondale is a City in North Eastern Pennsylvania. It is the heart and soul of this region. It was once the most beautiful city, but has recently fallen into disrepair. If you look on a map, Carbondale is actually the center of the universe. Everything else simply moves around it. It is the greatest place in the world.
We hold the state record for most consecutive wins: 59-0.
And the the 93 State Championship for Mens Basketball.
The Dream Came True.
People from Carbondale are admired by people from other cities such as : Forest City, Vandling, Montedale, Jermyn and of coarse Peckville.
33👍 75👎
Carbondale is a City in North Eastern Pennsylvania. It is the heart and soul of this region. It was once the most beautiful city, but has recently fallen into disrepair. If you look on a map, Carbondale is actually the center of the universe. Everything else simply moves around it. It is the greatest place in the world.
We hold the state record for most consecutive wins: 59-0.
And the the 93 State Championship for Mens Basketball.
The Dream Came True.
People from Carbondale are admired by people from other cities such as : Forest City, Vandling, Montedale, Jermyn and of coarse Peckville.
24👍 58👎
A city in Kansas approximately 11 miles south of Topeka. Known for its cafe, brothels and strip clubs. Hometown for the majority of the cocktail waitresses in the city of Topeka, leading the towns of Mayetta and Hoyt by a narrow margin.
Bar hopper #1: Not much action in Topeka tonight, huh?
Bar hopper #2: Yeah, if we don't get lucky soon, we might as well head for Carbondale.
6👍 20👎
fairly large town down in southan illinois half ghetto(downtown and norside) half redneck catch every1 ovea at tha rec playin some ball or over at the U dickin roun rollin dice on da curb population about 30,000 618 be the ac
Rich White Boy: Where are you from?
618er:mane, i done tol u i fra the 618 carbondale in so ill mane. norside resida
35👍 67👎
A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:
Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
52👍 1👎