When a partner inserts rubbing alcohol into a stretched asshole and lights it on fire then the partner farts out the alcohol making a fiery explosion. Ass volcanos are known to cause permanent damage to the asshole.
The woman got an ass volcano for her birthday.
When you have intercourse while on a work trip.
-Bro how was your work trip?
--Dude it was beast! I got some serious business ass from Stacy!
-Nice!
The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.
Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.
Axehandle Ass - (noun) - The butt, derrier, or ass of a man or woman that is approximately the width of a standard axehandle. An axehandle ass is a fat, huge behind with a width equaling or exceeding the width of a standard American axehandle - approximately 32 inches wide (or long) depending on how your measure it. Axehandle asses are typically found on extremely obese individuals, whose asses are so big that they need their own damn zip code!
Ryan: "Did you see the massively huge butt on that fugly bitch?"
Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"
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An adjective usually used to insult somebody by comparing them to another person / thing.
Person 1: Did you see Sean over there?
Person 2: The kid with the glasses?
Person 1: Yeah that Harry Potter lookin-ass.
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Combination of being an asshole and having a stick up your ass.
"I hate the way he has to correct us constantly, that ass digit!"
Captain America’s sweet, thicc, luscious ass cheeks; an ideal location for increased glycogen storage due to the supersoldier serum and the exercise he partakes in whilst kicking the vastly inferior asses of others; the muscular perfection of Steve Roger’s gluteus minimus, gluteus medius, and gluteus maximus; an exemplary example of dummy thicc buttocks; the area over which the super spandex of Captain America’s super suit where stretches the most; the only ass that was a recipient of complements from both Tony Stark and Steve Rogers in the movie Avengers: Endgame;
America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.
Hrrrrnnggh Tony im doing whatever it takes but im dummy thicc and the claps of America’s Ass cheeks keeps alerting Thanos