bump pussy

v. to have lesbian sex

"Girls don't fuck. They bump pussy!"

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Bumping The Bush

Having sex with a girl who *doesn't* or hasn't shaven in some time.

Tyrone: "Hey P, did you bang Karen the other night?"

Peter: "Yeah, I bumped that bush all day and night. She really needs a trim, if you know what I mean."

Tyrone: "Yeah I know, after you left her house, I hit it too."
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Bumping the bush

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bumping clams

a lesbian sex act which involves a certain mesure of flexibility. its rubbing and bumpung vaginas together

my dyke friends shave b4 bumping clams; man, i hope they dont get nether-beard burn!

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bump uglys

For a man and woman to make love.

I'm going home to bump Uglys with my Old Lady.

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bumping monkeys

1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.

Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!

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speed bumps

Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.

People were avoiding Tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become.

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!d bump

the command for bumping a discord server through the bot disboard. has lead to multiple all-out wars throughout servers to see who can claim the bump first.

person 1: !d bump
Disboard: @Person1#0000, Bump done. Check it on DISBOARD: (link)
person 2: which force do you take this bump by?
person 1: uhh idk i only just joined the server a few days ago
person 2: join my force then
person 3: no mine
person 1: ._.

Spam !d bump in order to get the bumps before she does, just be careful not to get yourself rate-limited.

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