cell phone punctuation

The process or occurrence of non-verbally punctuating a conversation through use of a cell phone.

Cell phone punctuation can occur in many different ways. One example is when you want to get out of an awkward or undesirable conversation, you simply pull out your cell phone and start texting or doing any other miscellaneous thing. This gives the other party the clue that the conversation is over.

Cell Zone

The biggest phone scam business ever made on the face of this earth

I’m going to blow up cell zone

Thumb cell

Cell phone tower

I have thumb cell

Cell Saga

A term used by streamer Low Tier God to indirectly call people Incels to avoid Twitch's TOS

"Get a load of this Cell Saga"

Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.

An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.

Sleeper cell

When a based and red-pilled gamer has to control their power level, so that the unwashed masses don't start noticing anything.

SUSAN: Hey Mark, what do you think of BLM? They really help amplify the voices within marginalised communities, don't they?

MARK (Sleeper cell): Yes, love em!

Sleeper Cell

Someone of middle eastern or indian descent who has hidden in the states for a while as a secret terrorist.

“That nigga Nick Makki is a sleeper cell did y’all know that?”

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