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Noun: Night Cereal is when you pour a bowl between 1:00am—3:00am and it becomes the most delicious thing you've ever been graced with due to lack of sleep.
True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.
I couldn't fall asleep so I read Flowers for Algernon with a bowl of night cereal.
Similar to happy hour, but with cereal. When the local grocery and drug stores are having sales on cereal, and you just buy as much boxes as you want to eat as much as you want in one hour. Good for when you are just bored and hungry.
OHH RiteAid is having a sale on Honey Bunches of Oats. I'm going on fucking cereal hour!
Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal
Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
When your aim is absolute trash
“Bro what are you doing, your aim is dog cereal”
A condition affecting the bottom of the feet which most often results from several or more hours spent playing volleyball in the sand, and that is characterized by a mild irritation of the skin at the soles of the feet, and which results in mild discomfort or soreness similar to the sort of discomfort that one might feel at the roof of their mouth after engaging in the over consumption of breakfast cereal.
I had a serious case of cereal foot from playing volley ball at the park all day.
Act of eating cereals from the anal cavity of an other person.
- Dude, I'd eat soggy cereals all day long with that milf.
- What's that ?
- Go see soggycereals.com and enjoy.