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Boiling The Clam
When a woman masturbates in the shower using boiling hot water.
Female 1: Man, I'm having a hard time walking today
Female 2: Why?
Female: I was Boiling The Clam this morning.
Female version of whiskey dick.
So I was eating out Karen for 15 min. I looked up and the bitch was snoozing. She totally had whiskey clam. Fucking Karen smh
When two separate plans intertwine perfectly, creating one extremely well planned plan.
Things worked out into a nice little clim-clam!
Vagina during menstruation
Marie: "It's that time of the month, got such a jammy clam"
Lizzie "Not tonight, got a jam clam going on"
1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.
Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!
The female act of urinating.
"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."
A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.
Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.