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"You guys are dicks, Mom says I'm classically beautiful"
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A YouTuber and opera singer who discusses cultural issues from a conservative point of view.
Classically Abby must be striking a nerve because the radical progressives and the Neo-Nazis are obsessed with hating her.
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Mostly good music, but often overrated. Is held in high-esteem due to Eurocentrism and/or racism. That being said, Chopin is cool.
John only like classical music. He is not willing to give jazz, rap, or eastern music a try. Sucks to be him.
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Considered a type of music however unlike music it doesn't involve computer generated beats and even more shockingly, no lyrics.
Classical music has no emotion behind it. True lyricists like 50 cent speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth.
The majority of listeners are old people so you know it sucks, old people are too old to know and appreciate real music.
Most Classical msuic was made before 1995 which means it is old. Classical losers should stop living in the past and get with the times. It's 2005 at the time of typing!
Everybody knows that Mozart only got famous when he started beefing with the Beethoven man. During their sets, they would get semi-naked girls to dance on stage and perform sexually suggestive acts upone each other.
Anyone can make classical music.
1: Think of some random notes (Not even beats!)
2: Repeat step 1 six times
3: Invite 25 of ya gang around
4: Give them a violin or trombone or something else (NOT a turntable to be seen!)
5: Give each person a different sheet with random notes
6: Record the result
7: Get some director who is old to play it during their movie.
8 Mile is the best movie ever made and that ended with 'Lose Yourself'. No Classical in that. Only REAL music.
The reason classical is only played during movies nowadays is because:
1: If they played rap, people would focus more on the wicked beats than the plot.
2: All directors are older than 30 because they lived when dinosaurs ate people but unfortunely they lived.
3: Rap artists like 50 cent have too much dignity to let their art be given to shitty films like 'Civtizen Cane'
Classical only used to be popular because it was 'cool' at the time and true music like rap wasn't invented yet.
Classical is boring. When is the last time you saw classical music on MTV or at no.1 in the charts? I rest my case.
NOT music: Ludwig Van Beethoven
Music: 50 cent, Chingy, Nelly, Ludacris, Bone Crusher, Ja Rule, The Game (Not so much now, since 50 cent is the best and 50 cent hates The Game, that means he sucks, even the old stuff is now crap)
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A dogwistle used by homosexual submissive hairless men, when they want to have an anal intercourse with an alpha male of an Iranian descent, while theyre twerking like crazy.
Gay: Aryan classic
Iranian gay: *unzipps his pants*
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when you don't know something so obvious that you have to look it up on the internet
Jonathan pulled a classic anshul by looking up the definition of the Superbowl.
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a forgotten term, but still used within the native population, where one man will lay his faeces and two other men fight for the right to have that faeces rubbed all over and into their mouth while being kidney shifted.
"Silenece while 'Classic Clay' is in play, today we have the contendors Phil and Matt fighting for Mike's Clay, winnner wins Mike's love while the looser win's Pandy's love, quite the win win situation here for the contendors."
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