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Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.

(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.

by Dusty Ballz October 10, 2010


chainsaw condom

just a big F@cking hassle.

From chainsaw (f@cking) condom (a hassle)

While you can make money with this job, it is still a chainsaw condom.

by High strength nuts September 12, 2019


condom kid

A condom kid is: what you name the sperm in your condom before you throw it away.

Condom kid: Hey look the sperm at the bottom of this condom, ill call it mike! Then toss into garbage or toilet.

by Condom kids August 31, 2015


shanghai condom

Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.

The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.

He ran out of condoms so he got some Saran wrap and made his own Shanghai Condom.

by syberfilm April 21, 2016


Condom bombdom

When you cum in a condom tie it and continue to smack people untill it explodes like a bomb hence the name condom bombdom

I hit the most diabolical condom bombdom on Mr. Fagmcfuckit last night

by Thetatochip February 9, 2023


No condom forever

When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"

No Condom Forever, or what ever black panther said.

by BigHairDude21 March 16, 2023


Vietnamese Condom

A condom that has been washed and reused several times.

Originating from the news headline of a factory collecting used condoms, boiling them, and packaging them as new.

Don't fuck her she's like a Vietnamese condom.

by b@dch0ices October 23, 2020