Guy one: I haven't gotten laid in a while.
Guy two: there's always fear's mom
Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events also known as "FOMOPFE" is a mental state or emotional of strain.
When a Person have Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events this Person can't go to small events or enjoy time because they have the Fear of Missing Out larger events which could potentially happen.
Even though John is really exited to go to the Party he can't go to it because he got the fear of Missing other potentially happening event in the News/Media or if he goes to the Party he can't enjoy it because he keeps checking his Phone for News if something is happening he could miss.
> I can't go to the Party i have Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events
The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.
Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”
Terrified for what life has to throw at you, yet still facing it head on
“Even though I’m fearing for life right now the grind never gonna stop.”
Ted the lemur (from All Hail King Julien) does a fucking pee pee everytime he gets scared.
Clip from “The Butterfly War”
Julien: Okay, we’re in the cave. What now?
Ted: I just fear tinkled…
Other lemurs: *begin chattering about the tinkle*
When you let fear block up your life and keep you ‘stuck’ where you are instead of where you want to be.
If you weren’t so Constipated With Fear you would see you’re standing in your own way.
Fear of vinegar is to find vinegar revolting, from the smell to the idea of it on food.
“Why don’t you want vinegar on your fish and chips?” “I have an intense fear of vinegar”