Big Four

There are four essential items in any mans life: pound the pussy, eat some food, good shit, and a nice nap. Pound. Eat. Shit. Nap.

The big four is when you can hit all those items in a single day. But it only counts when you hit all four. You can't count two eats, one shit, and one nap, as a big four. However, once the four are completed in a single day, you can add on additional items for a Big Five, Big Six, and so on.

Hey Hal, did you get the big four this weekend? No, the old bag wouldn't let me pound!

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Connect Four

A sexual position in which one male is laying down face up (in an overly large bed) while he sexually pleasures four separate women. One female is riding reverse cowgirl, one is sitting on the males face, and the remaining two females are being pleasured by the left and right hand of the male respectively.

Whist in the midst of sexual coitus, the male moves his head to either the right or left to free his head from the vagina which he is currently performing cunnilingus on and exclaims "Connect Four!"

Nearing the point of quintuple climax, Chris removes his head from between his lovers thighs and exclaims:

"Connect Four!"

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four bars

One third of a twelve-bar blues.

The number of saloons I can crawl through after a night of playing.

Think you could stay in key for four bars?

I packed up my axe, staggered through four bars and passed out in the alley.

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Four Loko

an alcoholic beverage that the only high-schoolers drink.

John: Ahh dude, you missed it i was buzzed with four lokos last night.

Peter: Dude, fuck four loko. Four loko are for high schoolers.

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four-eyes

When a woman is sexually aroused and her nipples can be seen through clothing when:
1. it's cold
2. there is a really hot guy

1. Megan: Hey are you cold?
Sam: Why?
Megan: You got four-eyes.
2. Megan: That guy is totally hot!
Sam: Yah, I can tell you got four-eyes!

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ten four

A girl being a rating of 10 from afar and a 4 from up close.. Basically an ugly girl up close and hot from afar

Dam, Kylie Minogue is a ten four

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four eyes

this term is used against @cartiissexyasf because she’s blind asf and wears glasses.

shut up four eyes

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