Got Em

A practical joke in which a fellow classmate attempts to get the attention of another classmate in order to embarrass them. The classmate calls their name, the other classmate looks, then they shout, "Got Em," in a rude obnoxious tone. All surrounding classmates partake in a chuckle. While the one singled out person cries like a baby. This joke can be used in person, on facebook, and through cellular devices.

Pete: "Yo Jack"

Jack: *Looks* "Yo whats up"
Pete: Got Em!!!

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got pakied

1-Getting curry spilled on you

2-Getting a gf/bf from middle eastern origins

3-To be blown up by union carbide

1- -Andy: You smell curry Tom...what have you been doing?
-Tom: Darn, I just got pakied.

2- Andy: Did you know that Jane got pakied yesterday?
Tom: Oh lord, ugly brownskins.

3- Andy: oh dear, there seem to be flying corpses in the air, it must be that union carbide again :(
Tom: Silly workers just got pakied.

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got jinned

To be beaten in a sound fashion, in a violent way. Stems from the game character Jin Kazama who is the cheapest character in Tekken 4.

"Did you see that? That nigga got JINNED!"

"He got jinned!"

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GoT and chill

Getting comfy with bae and watching an entire season, fucking between each episode.

Baby girl, wanna spend Friday night “GoT and Chilling” with Papi??

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Got weight

An object, phrase, or experience that is by nature really awesome or Phat

"Wow man your new rims got weight "

"Holy crap dude that purp's got weight"

"Nifty i just found twenty bucks" "sweet that's got weight"

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we got

Saying we got is asking someone to fuck you in the ass until you are numb, or the other way around.

Her: we got
Him: Yes

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You got it

1. Derived from the original catch phrase, "You got this in the bag," but used in a sarcastic manner to imply the opposite where you in fact DONT have this is the bag.

2. Often used to describe a state of being in which one is under the influence of drugs/alcohol to a point of complete oblivion.

Dan, you just took 80 bong hits. You GOT it.

Chris only slept for 3 hours this entire week, he's got it.

Elliot Spitzer was caught soliciting prostitution. He, his marriage, as well as his career all have it.

I have to take a final tomorrow that's 4 hours long, short answer and essay questions and I didn't study anything. I GOT this test.

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