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hamster

a small furry animal

i like hamsters

by hamgrisen March 28, 2022


Hamster

Something retards say in Norway.
Have you smoked hamster?

Dude:So boys what did you do yesterday?
Retard:i smoked some hamster

by Kmustrus November 6, 2017


hamster

carrot killer with red laser eyes

my hamster ate my carrot

by LAZERBEAMFAN March 24, 2020


hamster

noun - of course it's the cute furry rodent, but it's also a person who likes to hoard food or emergency supplies like toilet paper, bottled water, and hand sanitizer.
verb - to hamster is to hoard, or store away, extra stuff, usually more than you need or suddenly a bunch all at once.
Unbelievably, hamster means to hoard in German and Dutch and supposedly the animal got it's name from that.

The weatherman announced a big snowstorm was coming and everyone ran to the grocery store to hamster supplies.

That guy hamstered 25 cases of hand sanitizer when the covid pandemic first started.

Look at how much food she has in this closet -she's such a hamster!

by Valencia Kumquat February 28, 2021


Hamster

A gerbal that is just the perfect size, and shape to forcefully shove up someones ass.

Person 1: "Hey man you got a buttplug?"
Person 2: "Nahh i got myself a hamster"
Person 1: "Ohh thats even better."

by Areeloth November 14, 2022


hamster

a forbidden animal

i can never look at a hamster the same

by omgbeckyyy June 17, 2018


hamster

a small animal made of ham

my hamster looks like a pig

by burstinghi February 28, 2019