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Performing fellatio on a man whose penis is flaccid in order to make his penis erect.
Contrast with the more common method of beginning fellatio after the penis is already erect.
I was so impatient to fuck him that I just got down on my knees and blew him from scratch. No boner? No problem. I can fix that.
If your man has problems getting hard, no worries. Simply blow him from scratch.
Blowing him from scratch is lowkey goated when extracting cummies with a quickness is the vibe.
A situation that is beyond saving
Dude 1: Holy crap! Johnny drank 10 shots in 10 minutes!
Dude 2: Damn. Bangkok has him now
Girl 1: Where's Betsy?
Girl 2: She went home with that creepy guy with the lazy eye
Girl 1: Well. Bangkok has her now
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HIM (his infernal majesty)
the best band ever, their lead singer is ville valo, their from finland and they sing love metal. Their symbol is the heartagram and they kick lots of ass
HIM is the best band of all time.
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a truly amazing band, need i say more
"dude i saw HIM live last nite they fucking ROCK!"
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A politically correct way of telling someone : "Fuck You". From the encoded message Arnold Schwarzenegger sent to the California senate.
Man - Joe is really pissing me off!
Send him a veto note!
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something that a red ferret says in a children's movie
guy 1: hey did you here that ferret say "give him to me ugh"
guy 2: yea isn't that movie supposed to be for children
guy 1: yea why the fuck did the ferret moan
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When something is so cute and makes you feel warm on the inside that you want to hold them in your pocket. Or in other words, makes you feel uwu. Sort of makes that person seem like an object, but....uwu?
Min Suga is so cute and a little meow meow. Protect him at all costs! UwU
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