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Shit bags full of cock rocks and a pussy farting moose inside a Stanley cup after it has been shoved repeatedly and forcibly into a maple-syrup lubricated rectum.
Canadian History is indicative of the current state of society.
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Hoser slang term for anal sex with a beaver while fantasizing about Stephen Colbert.
I totally had Canada's History with that furry mammal over there. (But he looks taller on TV.)
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When someone shits in the Stanley Cup, adds a gallon of maple syrup, heats it in the oven at 350 degrees for 10 minutes, pours it over moose antlers, and then shoves the sticky antlers in another person's ass.
My asshole is practically glued shut today. Last night this crazy chick tricked me into getting a lesson in Canada's History.
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An extremely depraved sex act performed mostly by Canadian's during the intermission of a hockey game. The act itself requires getting a woman on all fours' atop stacked cases of Molson Canadian lager inside an igloo. A hoser then approaches from behind dressed as a Mountie, with a solid erection, a bag of milk and a book of apologies. The guy then pours a third of the milk into the chick's gaping anus. With his penis thrusting into her hungry beaver, he inserts one finger into her milky pooper and proceeds to smear it across her upper lip in a move reminiscent of a Dirty Sanchez. However in Canada this chocolate milk mustache maneuver is known as a "Grossier Benoit". Then after a fairly rapid expulsion of creamy maple butter, the hoser gives a heartfelt apology to his lover for not lasting until the end of the intermission.
Stephan gave a little Canada's History to Sylvie last night. As an apology he took her out for some poutine and maple syrup in the morning.
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Canada's History is when you get drunk on whiskey and sleep with your(now older) childhood babysitter.
Whoa man....I can't go to high school reunions anymore. It's Canada's History every time I go back to my hometown.
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The most foul sexual act your mind can possibly conceive.
I'd like to Canada's History the shit out of her
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When a man sticks his member into a woman's anus, pulls the excrement out with a moose antler (using maple syrup as a lubricant) and pours the mixture out into the Stanley Cup, creating a soup that is immediately imbibed by both parties (before it gets cold like B.C.)
Sherill and I finally took it to the next level. Canada's history was performed all over the Marriott Inn Vancouver
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