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A sport created in early 2019 by papa Richie. It has all the fun attributes of hockey but with over three times the amount of butt. One of the differences the stands out the most is that the sport is played pantless. Players must also hold the hockey stick in between their butt cheeks. Their is also no ice as the game is played on gravel and instead of a hockey puck a 10lb bowling ball is used.
Other then that it is essuntaly the same sport.
Dude did you catch that sick game of butt hockey last night?
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Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.
Are you taking a hockey shower tonight?
Yes, I have my tin right here.
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very very very very very very gay. normally fucboys. cringe insta bios and many stds. Espesally oakville rangers fucboys, girls stay away from them.
person 1: Look at that fucboy
person 2: Lmao, probobly plays hockey
Person 1: hockey boyz!
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The greatest sport in Canada. It is fun to play and watch. If you play hockey and you score, you got this feeling that you're in a place that makes you happy and excited.
I'm watching this amazing hockey game
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Scratching your nuts through your pockets, so as to discreetly relieve your itch during an event in which it would not be proper to do so.
My wife's mother just died and the rented tux was too tight. It had my playing pocket hockey all through the funeral.
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the gayest sport to be invented. to be played with old men wearing kilts with no undergarments. also to flash another during play.
" i am scarred for life "
"why"
" i was forced top play field hockey and i was flashed by your dad"
" a man i'm sorry"
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Well as we all know every stupid fuckin woman needs a sport. So now we have Field hockey. Field hockey is by the gayest fucking sport known to man, worse than the WNBA. There are many reasons as to why this is a crime of a sport. 1. Trying to replicate ice hockey which lets be honest no one can do because its the most difficult of all sports. 2. The sticks are retarded looking. 3. The ball, yeah it looks like a shot put piece of shit. 4. Woman are so proud of the fact that they can "play" fockey when no one even likes this pointless sport. And 5. WOMAN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN, OR IN BED SUCKIN A FAT DONG.
Every single girl at Killingly High School needs to shut the fuck up about field hockey because its not even entertaining nor is it difficult.
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