The act of having traditional intercourse but it ends prematurely without climax due to one of the members participating having deep thoughts about pegging Matthew McConaughey.
I was totally Moist Humping this chick but I couldn't finish due to my thoughts about Matthew McConaughey.
The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.
I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.
I was walking down the street and i everyone around me was humping random shit my wife as well, they were all hump attics.
To continuously fuck people in the ass, then building emotional walls to shut them out of your life forever.
Johnny wasn't that great of a person, I heard he regularly took part in The Trump Hump
Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.
Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh
If you have to lift the hump to shave the Beaver..you have a beaver hump
My beaver hump has to be tucked into my pants.